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PostPosted: Nov 14th, '11, 02:32 
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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS


Ah yes. Flawed questions based on modern assumptions. So much for "joke" option.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking along a river on opposite sides.
The brunette yells to the blonde, "Hey how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde is quite confused at this point and ponders for a moment.
She then gets a look of enlightenment on her face and yells back confidently,
"Duh, you are on the other side"


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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.

The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, '

NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

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Spain versus Greece


That is the problem of the Euro!

Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.

The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town.
When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.
The Spaniard said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a four-lane bridge,
but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town.
He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors, it was marvellous.
When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied; "No."


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I was very Drunk last Nite and I took the Bus Home...

It may not sound like a Big Thing to you ..But.. I'd Never Driven A Bus before.... :mrgreen:

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this is just a little ditty


when god made boys he made them out of string
had a bit left over so he made a little thing

when god made girls he made them out of lace
didnt have enough so he made a little space

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So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

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I used to be dyslexic but I'm ko now :headbang:


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You guys really need a new script writer........lol


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They need to join DNA (National Dyslexics Association)

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I thought I was lysdexic.... but it turned out I just couldn't spell for shit...

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we know, we know :support:

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You hear about the paranoid dyslexic
He constantly thought he was following someone

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Then there's the dyslexic insomniac athiest who would lie awake all night wondering if there realy was a dog.

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